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Unicorn
Party Island5 Person Extra Large Floats
R3,999
Retail: R8,000
Excludes shipping
Customers rate OneDayOnly 4.5/5 on Google
About
There is nothing better than spending summer lounging in the sun. Now you can do it in style and comfort with these ultra-large floats!
Product Features
- Choice of either a unicorn or flamingo
- Fits up to 5 people
- Max: 400kg/881LBS
- Size of flamingo once inflated: 320 x 360 x 190 cm
- Size of unicorn once inflated: 480 x 440 x 250 cm
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And you know how we know this?
Simple: it's simple. Cut a hole in a piece of fabric and call it a day simple.
The poncho is the clothing equivalent of the Japanese flag. If we were to list step-by-step instructions on how to make one yourself, there'd be no Step Two.
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