TOUGH AS NAILS, GENTLE ON YOUR GARDEN!
Ultra-flexible, kink-resistant hose is made of spiral-plated 304 stainless steel metal that is virtually indestructible. It is rust proof, puncture proof, tear proof, vehicle proof, even dog chew proof! Lightweight hose coils easily and stays cool to the touch!
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Simple: it's simple. Cut a hole in a piece of fabric and call it a day simple.
The poncho is the clothing equivalent of the Japanese flag. If we were to list step-by-step instructions on how to make one yourself, there'd be no Step Two.
If you're wondering how this ties into today's deals, it doesn't. These are just the things we think about when we're tasked with writing blurbs but we're completely out of inspiration.