Big Mouth IncGiant Pineapple Pool Float
R299
About
Add instant tropical vibes to your pool
Imagine yourself floating in your pool, sipping a tropical drink while a ukulele serenades you—palm trees swaying in the breeze. Then reality strikes, and your realize you’re still at work and its Tuesday. Get to your tropical happy-place faster with our ultra-comfy pineapple pool float. It’s 6 feet long, letting you lounge in style—any way imaginable.
Product Features
- 6 feet long!
- durable vinyl holds up to 91 kg
- easy to wipe down, inflate/deflate, and store
- a great gift for pool owners and beach bums
- approx inflated dimensions: 183 x 117 x 37 cm
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