Waterproof, Windproof and breathable Helly Tech® Performance, with 2.5 layers 100% polyester stretch Blue Sign approved fabric with 100% polyurethane laminate, located at hood, front body, top sleeve, cuff and back yoke 10,000mm Waterproofness and 10,000gm moisture vapour permeability.
Highly breathable double weave softshell Blue Sign approved with 89% polyester and 11% elastane, peached back and DWR front, located at, centre front panel, back body, undersleeve and side body A combination of opposing benefit fabrics, which is excellent for variable conditions, when the weather is unpredictable and not all the obstacles are known ahead of time.
You know the type. They'll say something along the lines of "I really miss my old Chevy Spark. This Audi SUV is so much harder to park."
Rest assured they don't miss that Chevy AT ALL. They just want you to know that they spent truckloads of cash on the latest Audi, but they want to come across as really casual because somehow that makes them cooler. Or something.
You'd think the complete lack of any complimentary responses would put an end to this type of self-appreciation, but if anything it's happening more and more.
We'd love to come up with an effective solution to it (honestly, it's what the world needs) but we're waaay too busy running a successful eCommerce company to actually invest the time.
Did you know we're also getting our PhDs on the side? No big deal.