Luxury LinenMicrofibre Mattress Topper
R599
About
Excellent mattress toppers for your bed.
Luxurious, warm, and hypo-allergenic, the cotton topper will give you a comfortable night's sleep. Featuring a box quilting to maximize fluffiness and ensure the filling stays evenly distributed. The cotton cover is soft to the touch and the fibre puff keeping you comfortable through every season.
Details
- Hollow fibre fill topper
- Composition: 200TC cotton count and hollow fibre fill
- Fitted sheet - no strings to tie
- Extra depth
- Deep fitting, super stretch skirt
- Fully machine washable
- Comfortable
- Boxed stitching
- Cushion of comfort and softness
Sizing guide:
- Single – 90×205+38cm
- Three Quarter– 107×203+38cm
- Double – 137×205+38cm
- Queen – 152×205+38cm
- King – 183×205+38cm
- Super Duper King – 214×205+38cm (two 3/4 beds put together)
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