Big MouthNovelty Kiddo Pool Floats
R339
About
Between summer camp, little league and gymnastics, your kiddos schedule can fill up. Our new line of Kiddo Floats are here to save the summer and give them a chance to let loose. The new Pool Floats are sized perfectly for all kiddos ages 4-8. The built-in handles make grabbing on and taking flight around the pool a breeze. Take a peek through the see through window in the shooting star and pirate floats to see whats swimming around!
Product Features
- sized right for ages 4-8
- equipped with built-in handles
- easy to wipe down, inflate/deflate, and store
- great for pool parties and beach days
- approx. inflated dimensions: Pirate: 39.5 x 59 x 13 inches; Shooting star: approx. inflated dimensions: 60 x 28 x 4 inches
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