Big Mouth's new Swim Up Bars are fun, easy-to-use inflatable beverage coolers for you and your chums. This one, in particular, keeps 7 drinks afloat so you don’t have to get out of the water every time someone yells “shark!”. There’s a built-in ice chest under the fin, letting you keep cans, bottles, juice boxes, etc, cool in the hot summer sun.
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Simple: it's simple. Cut a hole in a piece of fabric and call it a day simple.
The poncho is the clothing equivalent of the Japanese flag. If we were to list step-by-step instructions on how to make one yourself, there'd be no Step Two.
If you're wondering how this ties into today's deals, it doesn't. These are just the things we think about when we're tasked with writing blurbs but we're completely out of inspiration.