Ride the wave of the vinyl resurgence and preserve your records digitally with the Crosley Troubadour three-speed turntable. Simply pop your USB drive or SD memory stick in the front slot and press "record," - no wires or computer necessary! The Troubadour offers even more - the ability to play music from your USB or SD card, as well as CD's, cassettes and AM/FM radio. Plus, the Troubadour's retro design with real wood panels and a hand-rubbed finish will complement any room in the house.
You know the type. They'll say something along the lines of "I really miss my old Chevy Spark. This Audi SUV is so much harder to park."
Rest assured they don't miss that Chevy AT ALL. They just want you to know that they spent truckloads of cash on the latest Audi, but they want to come across as really casual because somehow that makes them cooler. Or something.
You'd think the complete lack of any complimentary responses would put an end to this type of self-appreciation, but if anything it's happening more and more.
We'd love to come up with an effective solution to it (honestly, it's what the world needs) but we're waaay too busy running a successful eCommerce company to actually invest the time.
Did you know we're also getting our PhDs on the side? No big deal.